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$35.00

Multi-Use Hand Warmer X 19

  • State: NT
  • Country: Australia
  • Listed: 04/12/2014 7:49 am
  • Expires: This ad has expired
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Description

We have stumbled across a marvel of modern thermodynamics, the beauty that is exothermic, the majesty that is warmth, the regalness that is…a hand warmer. But don’t be perturbed by the boring name. I promise you, you can do more with this instrument representing the pinnacle of current technology! For example, you can put it in your vagina…
Just picture it, you are sitting there at your computer, miserable at the lack of thermal energy in your vicinity. You reach into your computer desk draw, withdraw a small wand like tool with a USB attached to it’s backend. You gently insert the USB and wrap a cold miserable hand around the shaft. While you enjoy the thermal radiation conducting through to your hands, you are struck with a thought…this would feel good in my vagina. Only one way to find out!
After all is “said and done”, you collapse in a ball of spent euphoria. You are awaken from your trance by the sound of your house mates coming home, only to realise too late that they have discovered your wand. Not to worry, it’s only a hand warmer after all, and will be easily explainable to your trusting and understanding friends.

I want you to have this marvel of magic and all of his buddies for $35 plus shipping.
That’s 19 Hand Warmers for $35, that’s just 0.54c each! Just remember to unplug the little guys when you’re done.

To order please Blake on 08 89470405

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